Motorway Patrol 20-4

One driver blames his crash on ghosts and mythical animals, another gets hysterical when given a ticket, and a third is drunk and riding a scooter on the motorway at 3am.

So many bicycles loaded onto one small car; a sulky speeder who's forgotten how to breathe; and safely moving an anxious horse in a broken down float.

A driver with a car full of empty booze cans says the crash was not his fault. A disqualified biker fails to stop for police and goes underground in the suburbs.