Motorway Patrol

So many bicycles loaded onto one small car; a sulky speeder who's forgotten how to breathe; and safely moving an anxious horse in a broken down float.

A nose-to-tail with a nose and tail in the boot; and a driver pretends to be his brother to save himself.

Mind the gap! An inexperienced driver makes a disastrous lane change; a laptop left on the rooftop causes grief for a sole trader; and there’s sparks when a car thief hits the spikes and doesn’t stop.

A cascade of tears from a commuter caught on her cellphone; a bovine goes berserk; and a relationship hits the skids on the roadside.

A driver having sweet P dreams on the offramp creates a roadblock; another escapes the flames of a vehicle flare-up; and an amphibious boat blows a tyre in rush-hour.

Bad friends lead to bad ideas, an exploding pie pile-up, and two suspended drivers in one car is two too many.

A good samaritan helps out at a crash and ends up regretting it, and bikers are behaving badly lane-splitting and paying the price.

When the motorway gets backed up one driver offroads it, and a mini Mitzi meets a maxi truck in a hit and run.

A driver gets sleepy and goes bush, another forgets to check his nuts, and police meet a stoned slurpee sipper.

This time on Motorway Patrol: kitten rescues, 17 and doing 177, and a hot ride which ends in flames.